In Bad Taste!

January 2007: 'Posh, I'm hungry,' complains Ginger Spice. 'Will I get David to bring something around,' replies the famous footballers' wife. 'Nope I think we should get the band back together and we can by our own food, and maybe a new house, shoes and a Ferrari.' VB: 'But nobody would come.' Oh contraire, in a sleazy attempt to boost ticket sales it has been revealed the girls will take their clothes off on stage. The group are reportedly being paid �1m each to get their kit off on their comeback tour. Mel C enthused on the Graham Norton show, "We do actually go naked in the show, completely." You won't be gagging if you back the Spice Girls to be number one at Christmas!

Spice Specials

Spice Girls to have the UK Christmas no.1 in 2007* 3 - 1

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